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A lady called in a repairman to fix her electric
clock.

He examined it and told her, "There's nothing
wrong with the clock. You didn't have it plugged in."

She replied, "I don't want to waste electricity,
so I only plug it in when I want to know what
time it is."

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A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted
to be macho, so he went out walking with
one of the hired hands.

As they were walking through the barnyard,
the visitor tried to begin a conversation,
"Say, look at that big bunch of cows."

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'"

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Sure, I've heard of cows... there's a big bunch
of 'em right over there."