Old Couple

An elderly couple had been dating for some time.

Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went
out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might
work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their
physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hesitantly. "Well," she says,
responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, peering over his glasses,
he looked her in the eye and casually asked, "Is that one word or two?

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