One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.<br/>
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of Those Barbie's in the display window?"<br/>
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:<br/>
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,<br/>
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,<br/>
Beach Barbie for $19.95,<br/>
Disco Barbie for $19.95,<br/>
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,<br/>
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,<br/>
Skater Barbie for $19.95,<br/>
and Divorced Barbie for $199.95"<br/>
The amazed father asks: "Why is Divorced Barbie so much money ? <br/>
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:<br/>
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends.<br/><br/>
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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.<br/>
The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,<br/>
he calls it a poem, they give him $50."<br/>
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on<br/>
piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."<br/>
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words<br/>
on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to<br/>
collect all the money!"<br/><br/>