A man is in the doctor's office and the doctor says "Sir you'll have to stop masterbating
...the man laughs and replies "why? will i go blind?
and the doctor says... "No! it's annoying the other patients in the waiting room".
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench, a man dressed in a trenchcoat walks up to them and opens his coat, the 1st old lady had a stroke, the 2nd old lady had a stroke and the 3rd old lady....
....
....
COULDN'T REACH!