The beautiful mistress of the house told James, the butler, that she and
her much older husband would be out very late that night. He was free
to retire early if he liked. Arriving home alone, and much earlier than
expected, the mistress called James to her bedroom.
"Please close the door," she said. He secured it behind him. "Now take
off my dress," she said. He did so. "Now my bra and panties." He
obeyed.
As the tension in the room mounted, she fixed him with a stare. "Now,"
she commanded, "don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again!"